Hattip to JTF-2, those guys know how to open a serious can of whoopass.

This is just like that time he couldn’t survive that week at sea. Now he can’t handle a week of kidnapping…. that would actualy make for a good spinoff show: some guy walks around Mexico City with a rolex for a few hours, gets kidnapped, gives survival tips to the viewers, “now typicaly I don’t condone killing living things, but in order to crush your captors neck, simple smash the chair on him, like so….